Maths and Science in English: Who's barking up the wrong tree!

Maths and Science in English: Who's barking up the wrong tree!

Great Truths

1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is the Government.

2. If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.

3. Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Parliament. But then I repeat myself.

4. I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.

5. A government which robs Abel to pay Kane can always depend on the support of Kane.

6. A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.

7. Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.

8. Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.

9. Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

10. Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.

11. Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.

12. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

13. If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free!

14. In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other (after pocketing most of it).

15. Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!

16. No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while either the Parliament or the Kangaroo Court is in session.

17. Talk is cheap...except when Parliament does it.

18. The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a
happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.

19. The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.

20. The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.

21. The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.

22. There is no distinctly criminal class.

23. What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.

24. A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.

25. We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.


FIVE BEST SENTENCES

1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.

2. What one person receives without working for...another person must work for without receiving.

3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.

5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work, because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work, because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation!

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What a revelation! Someone or somebody did read my blog. Well I actually received an e-mail notification from blogspot to remove an article that I had linked attribute. It seemed that the owner of the post seemed to mind that his/her write up appeared in my blog. Anyway I was lucky not be slapped with multimillion dollar lawsuit. Who knows, I might be able to pay up LOL

A long awaited entry.
Just rambling thoughts crossing the fickle mind
Hard to put down a single sentence nor words
Wandering through the forest of imagination
Soaked in a tepid lake of fixations
For want of many dreams
Hands away for an eternal life
Among the unwritten memoirs
of Love and Hopelessness

Mass Resignation

Good news, good news, 300 thousand members from Indera Mahkota branch have quit PKR. Not only that, the top 100 thousand DAP leaders in Tawau have also left the party as well. And the latest, another 800 thousand DAP members in Penang are leaving, while millions of PAS members are also resigning, or about to resign or have already resigned.

The reports are quite true. DAP is only left with one member- Lim Guan Eng. PAS is left with only 2 – Nik Aziz and Hatta Ramli who reported the bad news to the people.

As for PKR, everyone has gone, leaving behind only 2 members. Anwar Ibrahim and one sacked member who refused to leave with dignity. Even Nurul Izzah and Azizah are unsure who to vote for in the next election. So pathetic has the Pakatan Rakyat coalition become.

All the members who left cite the same excuse: Disappointment with the shallow struggles of the Party. The party has lost purpose and veered off course, nearly crashing into the ravine below. Some says internal sabotage, so cannot vie for certain posts in the party like the Deputy Presidency. But mostly, it is loss of confidence and that the Pakatan leaders are nothing but stumbling blocks.

No one ever dreams of leaving BN

The good news is that since 2008, Barisan Nasional has not had any members leaving to join the Pakatan. Only one incident was recorded where 1 ordinary member by the name of Mat Senin left UMNO to join PAS. A remote incident indeed, and there are allegations that this lone ranger may have been bought.

The rest of BN members are totally satisfied with the struggles of their coalition, especially Chua Soi Lek and Koh Tsu Koon. No one even dreams of leaving BN as the coalition has always fulfilled its promises to the people.

But quitting any party has its benefits, normally 2 minutes of fame, and a one liner in the mainstream newspapers. That would be a dream come true for most disillusioned people.

BN is the only party capable of uniting this nation, and the only party that can rule this nation. BN provides protection for all Malaysians regardless of race, religion or creed. Even the IPPs are protected at a cost of RM19 billion a year to the nation.

Also, remember how BN protected a Chinese Lady Reporter by whisking her away to Kamunting for her own safety? Remember, how they tried to defend Putrajaya from going to the dogs with 1 million youths? Remember, how Murderers, Rapists and Molesters are protected, as the Government believes all are innocent, unless proven guilty?

The signs of the General Election are all there. Malaysians do not have to bother about going to the polls. It's no point voting in the Opposition, because DAP is a one-man Show, PAS is left with 2 members and PKR is only Anwar Ibrahim and one sacked member.

So on Election Day, unless you are sympathetic to BN and want to show them support, don’t bother to vote. Don’t worry; Malaysia will still be the same as ever. BN will still be there to protect our assets and our future. You can count on Them.

Don’t forget, don't trust the Opposition too much as the Pakatan is now down to 5 members. It’s very sad for Pakatan but what to do? That’s why with almost no more members left in PKR, ROS has decided to de-register the party, as it does not have even 3 members to make up a quorum in an AGM.

So don’t give up hope. BN will always be there for you. Their newspapers and TV channels only report the truth, and the truth is that in present times we need stop complaining and to tighten our belts, eat one less meal a day and accept the fact that Commodity prices will continue to rise.

That is the price we pay for modernization and for believing too much in the Opposition Coalition. Don’t let Pakatan divert our attention to the realities of life in this country.

Cheap lies, expensive truth

Also don’t bother to turn to the alternative media, as they only report cheap lies. The real truth is in the costly Daily newspapers with lots of exciting advertisements. It is true you get what you pay for, so if you want cheap lies - it is the alternative media, while the truth which is more expensive is in the daily newspapers you buy.

And the truth is, Malaysia does not have any problems at all. Everyone is happy, and some of us can afford Rolls Royces and Toyota Camrys. Why would anyone think Malaysia has a problem? So stupid of the Alternative Media to deceive the populace. That’s why, if you are unwilling to spend RM1.50 for a newspaper with advertisements and good bargains, you will only get cheap lies.

And beware of Facebook and Twitter for alternate news and views. Facebook is only a book full of ugly faces and don’t you think it is ridiculous for us to twitter like a bird? I would recommend Utusan Malaysia for its sensational exposes and their uncompromised stand to reveal the truth and nothing but the truth, or NST and STAR with their non-biased and accurate reporting.

Oh yeah! We know GAPS made quite a sensation when they claimed that only Bumiputras have special rights to the PSD scholarships. In fact, this is quite true as it is written somewhere in Article 153 of the Constitution. So let’s not challenge the Constitution or make a scene. Just continue to vote for BN and everything will be all right.

Lastly, unlike BN, the Pakatan coalition always seem to be embroiled in Sodomy and Sex scandals, as if they have nothing to do but sex, sex,sex!!! At least in BN, we protect Malaysians from the evil of Porn, by not screening full details on TV. And after the election, we will not have any more sex scandals created by the Opposition, and this will heighten our resolve to have more Moral Squads to patrol night spots and prevent anyone from being too romantic.

So don’t worry, during the Elections we will keep the goodies coming. Be ready for some nice T-Shirts and tupperwares to adorn your homes when the time comes.

And remember, who to vote for and not tick the wrong party by mistake! - Malaysia Chronicle

Teacher's Day

Let me try to recall all my teachers..
Primary
Mrs RJ Rajadurai - my favourite std6 class teacher
Mr S Sagutnam - My math teacher who one day threw out my exercise book
Ms Loo Ah Suat - my std5 class teacher
Mr B M Dass - the headmaster who taught ut cursive writings
Secondary Boarding
En Ramli Embok Nginang - bahasa tersurat dan tersirat
Mr Willaim Goldman - my sejarah melayu teacher
Secondary Non Boarding
En Mokhtar Sam - Discipline teacher
Ms Chan - My english teacher whom i had a crush once LOL
Secondary High School
Mrs Chan - a dedicated teacher who finally won me over Add Math
Mrs Lim - my Modern Math teacher, tireless
En Kunji - eccentric teacher who excell in Technical Drawings
En Khalid - our hostel warden
Mr Naga - a wierd Geography teacher but fun
Mr Shin Ogawa - visiting japanese teacher good at machines

What's in the number

An Energy Guy

Attended and completed the 5 days intensive course on energy managers training course for Asean Energy Management and Accreditation Systems

Energy Course

Preparing for Group Project as part of the course

An Acknowledgement

New 2011

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